What's herpes?

That's what my 10-year-old daughter just asked me.

I told her it's a sexually transmitted disease.

Next question, what's that?

I said people who have sex can get it.

She said, YOU have it??

I said EMPHATICALLY, NO!

She said, well, you've had sex three times.

I couldn't help but laugh. I really felt bad for laughing, but it really was funny. So not only is that her daddy talking, but she's listening :)

Dad must have told her you only have sex when you want a baby. I just told her not to have it at all, and she won't have to worry about STD's.

Hey! Whatever works!!