It's MY lap. Got it?
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
The month before Christmas
T'was the Month before Christmas
Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
See the PC Police had taken away
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,
not Happy Holiday !
Please, all Christians join together and
wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!
If you agree please forward, if not, simply delete.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010
My Public Service Announcement!
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become
permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
If you keep scrolling past Justin
There's my George Porge. Remember when he had Bieber hair? Do you think him knowing he had Bieber hair is enough to keep him cutting it? :) Even if he does make me cut it at 11 pm sometimes....it's so worth it! What a handsome face!
Bieber Fever
It was pretty loud at this point...
You can't even IMAGINE how loud at this point!!!
Suzi wore HER purple shirt....because it's his fave color :)
Lots of wardrobe changes!!
Is she out there?
I was glad he took the mic off his face. We were to his right, so all you could see was the mic!
Purple hat. I might like this kid!!
Quite the charming smile!!
More wardrobe changes!
ONE TIME!!!!
Thursday, July 15, 2010
My baby is home!
Although, she's not a baby!
She's my beautiful daughter!
And Jack is absolutely worn out now waiting on her to get here!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Look Suzi!
Jack is sad and missing you already. D is trying to cheer him up!
That or he is telling him that you are with that OTHER chihuahua!
Friday, June 18, 2010
Where's Jack?
The Korndog version of Where's Waldo!
My morning ritual is to go open the shutters for Cujo (the chameleon) and this morning, I accidently disturbed Jack. Suzi is on the floor in there because her friend slept over. (She has a trundle, so not sure why she didn't sleep on that) As I was carefully stepping out of there, this popped out of the blanket! Yes, he sleeps on his back.
As you can see, he closed his eyes and didn't let me bother him further! This dog SOOOOO has the life!
Monday, June 14, 2010
The rare sighting....
I have to take pics when he lets me. He must have been in a good mood this day!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
How crappy is this?
He-man told me today that he is up for promotion as a senior guard. Especially when the seniors now go away to school again. When he does get promoted, his brother will not be able to have a job there. The City doesn't let family work under family. I am very bummed. How does this make any sense?
He-man probably wouldn't care about the senior status other than during the winter, the seniors are the ones who still work and get hours.
I think this is a really stupid rule!
Thursday, May 27, 2010
I want muscles like this when I grow up!
Heck, I just want to be able to do one pull up when I grow up!
For whatever reason, the camera doesn't really capture the real thing. This is George Porge doing pull ups from his door frame. I won't let the beast child do them. I am afraid he will compromise the structure of the house :)
Sunday, May 23, 2010
CUJO
Because I refuse to call any living animal Justin Bieber, I call him Cujo.....as named by a friend of mine after reading how vicious they can be. As you see, this one is a complete spoiled baby. He'll sit and let us rub the ridge under his neck. 
He's almost always the vibrant green color in this pic. 
So far so good. Suzi hasn't said anything about having any nightmares of Cujo chasing her!
2 days in a row for me!
Here's the beast! They wear a little more clothing in this than wrestling :)
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Good news
I didn't have to jump on the mat today and whoop someone's butt for messing up He-man's beautiful smile that we paid extreme money for :) I don't think anybody wants to see Mama Bird Jiu Jitsu!! They better steer clear of the teeth!!!
I want to have pretty teeth like the kids' when I grow up!!
The winner is.....
So I have been a nervous wreck all week since He-man told me he was going to be in a Jiu Jitsu tournament this weekend. 250 lb people throwing around 250 lb people is just scary!!!
So he tells me last night, weigh-ins for adults are at 1:30.
I said, but when are your weigh-ins? He didn't like that much :) What, they don't have a huge baby boy category????
My worry was for nothing. He's pretty relentless and doesn't give up too easily. God help whoever he wraps those tree trunk legs around. I hope they don't end up with internal bleeding!!
I'll try to post a video tomorrow, but I have to show houses, so don't wait for me!
Friday, May 7, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Sunday, January 10, 2010
I have to sleep with one eye open tonight!
Studmuffin says to me this morning....
Why the heck were you taking pictures last night! I told him how cute he was.
He said paybacks are hell (ruh roh!)
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Account inactive
I know that is annoying as heck, but that isn't my account. I have emailed that person and informed them that my blog looks like crap because of it, but so far it still looks like crap!
I have more to post, but it's past my bedtime! Sweet dreams!
Beautiful, isn't it?
Blue skies....
Green fields....
But best of all? PLOWED FIELDS!! Spring is coming!
And it better freakin hurry up before I kill somebody! I was going to drive to San Francisco tomorrow because someone told me it was sunny and 60 degrees there. I don't know when the last time I saw the sun was! I'm feeling a tad bit sorry for myself. But it's okay. Cherry blossoms are about 1 month away! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO
Deja Vu
My little blond baby boy used to let me take cute pictures like this! 
Now he makes sure his hair is nice and in place for pictures!
Little brother, just stop feeding them NOW! Keep them little forever!!!!
(See what I put up with JUST to get pics?) I guess I can just bank on the fact that my future grandchildren will never want their pictures taken. As a grandparent, though, I can perfect the bribery option, right?
My little brother
And his very little dog :) Yes, they're both standing!
And this is my mom and dad's little dog, whom Suzi asked to be bequeathed to her (I about fell over in shock on that request)
I will give you one guess which little dog is most vicious! haha
Christmas Cards
YES, I did do Christmas cards for 2009. And we took 499 pictures (or should I say that He-man's girlfriend did) Poor girl! And this was actually one of the better ones. I think one day when I have some time, I will just post ALL the pics she took. That way when my children have children and they'd like to take a family picture, they will see that they reap what they sow! I'm not even going to get into the gory details, but the boys thought they didn't have to wear pants since their legs don't show in the pic!
I was sick for basically the entire month of December. I still have nightly coughing fits, but they have improved considerably! But that is my excuse for not getting Christmas cards in the mail. I had put this picture on a nice note and printed them out to go in the cards. Hopefully it's the thought that counts because I definitely was thinking of everybody! I know for SURE I was hoping nobody had the crud that I had!!
I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. I had already decided 2010 was going to be SOOO much better than 2009. So far so good.
Look out! Here comes TROUBLE!!!!
I know I have been MIA lately, and I missed posting about my trip with Suzi to Florida. Do I have the cutest niece and nephews or WHAT?! This pic was taken at the mall. I know, I know, WHO takes 4 kids to the MALL?! AND who gives them all money to buy what they want???
I can tell you, that wasn't MY brilliant idea :) I had been to Woody's BBQ at that point, and my belly was full. On vacation, that means it's nap time :) But now that I am not AT the mall with 4 kids, and never have to do that again......I guess I can admit it was somewhat pleasurable!
Well, at least when we went to the pet store and saw all the cute puppies anyway! Kids are like puppies. Why do they have to grow up??
If you're thinking, WOW, those kids look just like the Korndog kids when they were younger.....you're not the only one. That was definitely a trip of deja vu!!
Still my little baby boy!
At least he LOOKS little from far away :) He helped out for a bit today and gave his brother some moral support.....until the Xbox was calling his name LOUDLY!
Actually, after seeing some of the heavyweights today, I really DO think my baby is little! WOW!!
Bling Bling for #1
Mr. 130 pounder pinned 3 kids today, all in the first period on each match. He got 1st place in his weight class! Congrats, George! We're proud of you!
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